What movies have not aged well?
13.06.2025 02:33

-J W Pepper
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
You Only Live Twice
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Dr No
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Can ringing in the ears be a sign of spiritual awakening?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
Why do I sweat so much after applying moisture or sun screen on my face? I have normal skin.
-All the bad guys are black.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-”She is very sexyful!”
Democrats be honest, how many of you were wishing that Musk rescue space flight blew up?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Octopussy
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
The Man with the Golden Gun
Why do people stop working towards achieving their dreams?
Moonraker
From Russia With Love
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Diamonds Are Forever
Goldfinger
A View to a Kill
Can a twin flame runner be happy in a karmic relationship?
Live and Let Die
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
What is the best time for conception?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-”Ah so!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.